But this...this situation was a little different.
Like all young men must, Ryohei has recently had to face the fact that...well, his face needed a bit of extreme attention. And not the normal kind of attention it gets, which is to say greetings via fist, but ATTENTION.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen of Splendor, Ryohei Sasagawa has finally had to start shaving, and it's not been going too extremely well. In fact, he's finally gotten so fed up with cutting himself via razorblade that he did something very, very, very foolish to the extreme: he wished he didn't have to shave.
It seems an innocent enough request, but Splendor works in mysterious and extremely confounding ways. Perhaps he ought to have wished that his fledgeling beard would stop fledging; instead Splendor decided that the best way for him not to have to shave would be to give him a badass moustache. Surely nobody would want to shave this beauty, this elegance, this sheer extreme magnificence, right? Problem solved! Wish granted.
Unfortunately this is really not extremely what Ryohei had in mind, and this would be why he's yelling upsetly into his Seal as he dashes to and fro around the Alpine District.]
OI, SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THIS THING EXTREMELY OFF OF ME!!!!!
[[ooc: just as a quick fyi, guys, but this sweet moustache doesn't just LOOK classy as all extreme hell, it's also kind of sentient. and judgemental. and very, very easily provoked.]]